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"Ron just gave me the best peanut-butter pounder last night. Probably the best smoothie I have ever had."
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"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"
"What is that?"
"A sandwich of sorts."
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"What is that?"
"A sandwich of sorts."
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