Poodles

Poop. A steaming pile of turd.

Ugh, that burrito from lunch is killing me. I gotta go poodles.

by hammereli May 25, 2021

Poodle McNoodle

a pasta from McDonalds on their secret menu that is udon noodles with sauce made from water splashed off of a poodle dog

hello, McDonalds worker, I would like the Poodle McNoodle please

by BOBTHESTARFIRE October 23, 2017

Poodle perm

A perm created by rolling each hair section with extra fine pipe cleaners. Using 3rd degree heat for an exaggerated period of time to set these narrow tunnels in the hair.

“Yo, dawg! Check out that poodle perm on the old bag that drives this old Cadillac and won’t get out that way!”

by BabySisWeeks December 6, 2020

Shred Poodle

Shred Poodle - Alpine version of the Old Stove that travel in bulk on weekends during the ski season. Migratory patterns in Northeast/New England winter months from late December to Mid March, with occasional hold overs into early April depending on snow conditions. The Shred Poodle usually pack in groups ranging from 3 - 8 Old Stoves, depending on budgetary constraints which are many. Referred to internally as "Girls Weekend." Skiing abilities range disparately, although alcohol intake is usually consistent and persistent. The Shred Pack is vertically integrated, meaning they are well organized from travel logistics & lodging to dining & social scheduling. The Poodles exhibit pack behavior although that can be easily disintermediated with Goom Bay Smashes, Long Island Ice Teas or Mind Erasers. Culling the poodle herd on the later end of Apres is common and quite elementary; at least one poodle is prone to rogue and get separated from the pack.

"Look it's that three pack of tired ol' Shred Poodles we saw drinking at the base lodge apres."

by Regalsword May 31, 2024

Fuzzy Poodle

A male with a beard that is permed giving oral to a woman with a permed bush.

I fuzzy poodled your mom until that dog got a bath.

by LandoC. March 29, 2019

Thirsty poodle

When your labia sticks out slightly more like the tongue of a thirsty poodle

My thirsty poodle is tucked away

by Rachel e Henderson June 16, 2018

puking poodle

when you have sex with your wife in doggie position while they are vomiting into a toilet

Rachel was so sick last night, but I still gave her the puking poodle.

by lusty italian December 22, 2021