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A FLIPPING LONG BREAK BY THE BAND TWENTY ONE PILOTS THAT HAS LASTED WAY TO LONG
by tinalok October 12, 2017
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twenty one pilots

Twenty One Pilots are a musical duo from Columbus, Ohio, formed in 2009. They quite possibly have the most irritating fanbase in the history of music, otherwise known as "The Clique", who call both Tyler and Josh "Smol Beans" and claim that TØP (the bands abbreviation) have the deepest vocals known to mankind. Not only that, but they deem their genre as something unintelligible simply because they venture into different genres for different songs and albums. First and foremost, they aren't emo. Having lyrics that focus on emotional topics with a sad tone doesn't make a band emo. Sorry 13 year olds, maybe add some Taking Back Sunday into your musical diet. TØP are best described as alternative hip hop or indie pop. Their music is nothing more than a 4/10 for me personally, sorry basic pre-teens.
Person 1: Who're Twenty One Pilots?
Person 2: An alt-hip hop band who use synthesizers and ukelalies.
Person 1: Huh, sounds interesting!
Person 2: Oh lord..
~ Person 1 listens to Vessel ~
Person 2: How'd it go?
Person 1: I feel like I've heard this on the radio for the past 10 years.
Person 2: Exactly.
Person 1: Yup. Most interesting lyric was "I liked it better when my car had sound."

Person 2: A bunch of Tumblr SJW people think they're deep.
Person 1: Oh, of course they do. Sing anything about a mental illness with basic chords and a simple drum beat behind it and they'll buy it.
by theartofdrowning___ June 12, 2018
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Pilot Porn

When someone takes a photo of any air worthy vehicle with a backdrop that would be spectacular to an average aviation illitterate person.
Pilot Porn: Hey man... I have to tell you that that photo you took of your Corvalis over the grand canyon gave me a partial: Pilot Porn.
by skyeblu June 30, 2014
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Armchair pilot

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024
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Ultra low-cost pilot

An Ultra Low-Cost airline needs the ability to be extremely flexible in their operation. They are very seasonal and only operate on days where most people travel. One of the biggest ways to maximize profits is to operate with as little staff as possible, especially with the highest paid labor groups. Pilots are one of the highest compensated labor group at an airline. In order to keep the compensation Ultra Low-Cost, pilots need to be spread thin or "short staffed". The company will then utilize the pilots greed against them selves by offering more money per assignment, in the form of paying them between 200%-300% extra pay, to drop everything they're doing and rush into work. This strategy makes up for pilot shortage and allows the ULCC to pay them more when they need them, but less when they don't. Additionally,

This defines the Ulta Low-Cost Pilot. A pilot who is willing to take less base pay, less retirement, and less loss of medical security. Simply to have the "possibility" to earn a higher wage of money even if it's inconsistent month to month.

The opposite; is a non Ultra Low-Cost pilot who is able to generate a steady higher guaranteed income month to month and if desired to work more, when opportunity is available still earn up to 200% pay. Basically Ulta Low-Cost pilots were pilots that said things like: "I love flying so much, I'd do it for free". Or, "I'd fly for Food".
I thought your husband was going to be here? Me too, but he is a Ultra Low-Cost Pilot. He has to volunteer to pick up last second flights to get paid close to what real pilots make.
by CrazyolMaurice September 25, 2023
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A term used to describe extremely energetic anal sex, where "the pilot pushing throttle" refers to powerful pelvic thrusts, and "sucking FOD (foreign object debris) into the engines" = the lady's undercarriage having spooge, cum, etc. squirted into it!

Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.
Adam: Hey Daniel! Tracy!! Keep the noise down in there!!

Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!

Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!

Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.

Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!
by boeing737229 December 25, 2019
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piloteer

The name of a song by the band My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin about crushing on a girl. It’s gay (obviously) and not about anyone in particular.
Could be used as a term of endearment or as a way to ask someone out:
Person A: Will you be my piloteer?
Person B: That’s so sweet! Of course.
by veryhotperson1029 November 16, 2023
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