John- Oi mate I pissed me ex off yeh
Matt- ah shite did she do any hasty action mate
John- ell yeh, oi got peen-hived over sleep
Matt- oh Christ mate, ur gonna be itching at cha knickers for reals lad
John- how can I not mate, bloody sue me
Matt- ah shite did she do any hasty action mate
John- ell yeh, oi got peen-hived over sleep
Matt- oh Christ mate, ur gonna be itching at cha knickers for reals lad
John- how can I not mate, bloody sue me
by Ranby cabbage November 8, 2018
Get the Peen-Hivedmug. I told him not to cum inside me but the next thing I know there was peen butter leaking out of my asshole
by _Shaquille_oatmeal_baby_ September 2, 2019
Get the peen buttermug. F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.
(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.
(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)
Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.
Fed: You're coming with me.
by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014
Get the F-Peenmug. It comes out of ditty when you try to make it say the Spanish word for penis, 'pene'. So we now use it to say 'penis'.
by HentaiJuanito May 9, 2018
Get the Peenmug. When you get older your sick doesn't erect as much as it use to. Your foreskin gets saggy and your balls hang low.
by BBPOSKA August 19, 2019
Get the dad peenmug. When you receive a boner whilst belly flopping into a hard or rough surface and/or before breaking surface tension of water
“I was swimming one time and got a boner while bellyflopping into the pool, I then landed on said boner and now it resembles that of a peen cake”
by The most smooth peen April 5, 2024
Get the Peen Cakemug. Peen BEST EXEMPLIFIES community dick. Community dick that is literally for everyone and anyone. The male species it's attached to is not loyal and should be tested for STI's/STD's, regularly.
Trifling.
Wayward.
Less than stellar in size (sometimes), but usually in behaviors or in bed.
Example: he may be packing but that peen is for everybody.
😊
Trifling.
Wayward.
Less than stellar in size (sometimes), but usually in behaviors or in bed.
Example: he may be packing but that peen is for everybody.
😊
by JoyceJacobs October 30, 2018
Get the Peenmug.