Newton

The cutest boy ever. He has such an adorable smile and in general the most gentle boy ever. I love him so much and he's so perfect even though he doubts himself like crazy. (which he shouldn't)

At first, I thought he was just like his friends, but ever since I got to know him he's the reason I wake up and his arms is the comfort I never had. I fold every time I see his little smile lines and every time he talks I'm mesmerized even though I not understand anything. I like him and how he talks about his interests, how he always looks out for me and how he makes me smile all the time.

I didn't know I needed you so much in my life and I love you to the moon and back pretty boy <3
holy shit! Newton is smiling again, so cute!
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Newton

Newton discovered the force of gravity and takes photos of certain teachers.
Newton has millions of photos of you
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Newton

Bum ass nigga that makes no bread. Also has a short man dressed in a wig as a girlfriend. Most likely to be the III.
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Newton's 4th law

A so called scientific proof mentioned by kritik (name changed) whenever someone calls him sus
"Newton's 4th law. Bopz!", kritik (name changed) said as someone called him sus
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newton's 4th law

this is not talked about too much. newton states that anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
i follow newton's 4th law
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The Nipple Newton

A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
Right Mr Beteley, time for " The Nipple Newton ". Hold on to your horses!
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Newton's Turd

The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.

Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "

Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems
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