“My girlfriend is a fruit fairy, she only eats smoothies and fruits”
“She must be on the high fructose fruit fairy diet”
“She must be on the high fructose fruit fairy diet”
by Pineapple Whisperer May 10, 2019
Get the Fruit fairymug. A female with multicoloured hair and tattered Bohemian clothing, also referred to as a Crunchie. They are generally seen hanging around their Wookie boyfriends in the parking lot of a Phish concert or lolling about some public space. They sometimes make a living by selling knotted bracelets made from hemp string or objects they found dumpster diving.
Check out that dumpster fairy with the aquamarine hair. Why is she with that stinky Wookie? He must have concert tickets or really good weed.
by Hitchhiker42 May 5, 2018
Get the dumpster fairymug. by CreateYourOwnHappiness June 17, 2020
Get the booze fairymug. Where a group of girls dance naked around a naked man and take it in turns to caress and suck him until he jizz's.
Dan - Hey James them spunk fairies last night were fuckin awesome!
James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.
James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.
by JizzyDavey February 26, 2010
Get the Spunk Fairiesmug. by Tenacious P & Swamp Ass January 8, 2005
Get the fecal fairymug. by sierrathebookfairy June 7, 2009
Get the Book fairymug. A Bigfoot Fairy is a relativley new species of Bigfoot. They are just like regular Bigfoot, but they're only 2 inches tall and have wings. They can't really fly very well, because of their feet weighing them down. Bigfoot Fairies mainly survive on twinkies and iced tea. They are very rare and delicate creatures, and are usually spotted in Greenland.
by Bigfoot Researcher November 10, 2008
Get the Bigfoot Fairymug.