Cough-n-plop

The act of releasing a loud cough to cover up the fact that you dropped a big one on the toilet
Guy 1: "dude, I was sitting in the stall yesterday at the big game, when I heard another dude rip a major cough-n-plop" "too bad you couldn't come to the game, you would of loved the sound of it!"
Guy 2: " Dude." I was in that stall. "
Guy 2:
by Jules7 August 09, 2015
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Indiana Cough Drop

A term describing the act of punching a girl performing fellatio on you while simultaneously ejaculating down her throat, causing her to cough while being gagged by jizz.
Ex. 1: 'COUGH' 'COUGH'... 'GAG' 'GAG', "What the FUCK!? We're breaking up because you just Indiana Cough Dropped me!"

Ex. 2: "Dude, that hooker just choked on my Indiana Cough Drop and died, call the Wolf."
by VincentVegaMarcellusWallace October 01, 2009
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russian cough syrup

Bleach. Will kill 100% of germs... and probably you. Only Russians in Soviet Russia can drink this.
In Soviet Russia, we fight colds with Russian cough syrup. Will kill everything, yaes.
by stravick August 14, 2017
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cough in your rompers

the act of accidentally passing a stool instead of passing wind.
To shit one's pants where 'cough' is a euphemism for shit and 'rompers' is another term for pants (derived from romper suit ). Usage: what is that awful smell, did you cough in your rompers?
by Porbeagle April 21, 2011
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cough dough

A delicious dough similar to that of cookie dough, but exponentially better!
I laid around watching Star Trek and eating cough dough all weekend.
by AwesomeGuy2011 June 25, 2011
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coughed up a dick

another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.
Tim: Hey how was your date last night?
Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.
by Andy! December 29, 2006
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Wyoming Whooping Cough

When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.
Jake: Dude, Kassidy was giving me head and she got Wyoming Whooping Cough, she was coughing for hours
by FiringShotsAgressively January 05, 2016
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