Barney

Sick lad, super sexy, girls are all over him although sometimes he is given shit for being a wild party goer everybody still loves him, always invited to the craziest piss ups, if you see a Barney just know he’s a fuken menace

Girl 1: Oh look over there at that hot hot guy

Girl 2: He must be “Barney”
Girl 1: damn right imma get his number

by Pussyslayerrr August 29, 2019

Barney & Friends

A kids show about a friendly dinosaur named Barney. They sing a song every 2 minutes and it’s really annoying but it’s good for little kids and he ain’t a whiny brat like Caillou so he’s alrighttt

Person 1: Yo did you know Selena Gomez and Demi Lavato we’re on Barney & Friends together?
Person 2: Haha wowww

by bubble.chald January 16, 2020

Barney

used as a slang in the South Asian region, it means bostir pola (son of bosti)

tui din din barney hoye jaitesos
(You're becoming barney day by day)

by zlnnr November 28, 2023

Barney

A pedophile in a thicc purple costume

Oh look its barney the thicc boi

by Barney the addict September 25, 2020

Barney

Used as an insulting and contemptuous term for a white person.

This Barney came into the store the other day.

by Lsquarred June 19, 2020

Barney C

this is where all wrongens like including roan egglestone lives buckin whatever comes to sight watch out tho cause he a little wrongen

let’s go barney c for a sesh

by chingchongchow November 15, 2021

Barney

“Barney has a massive package and boy does he know how to use it.” Said nobody ever. Barney is a registered sex offender. He puts the meaning in the saying “big feet small meat.” His lack of inches downstairs is not the only reason he failed to ever feel the touch of a women. But also his STI’s he catches from he’s dead dog he keeps chained up in his shed behind his house. Barney is feared by all children in his area. But he uses his favourite sayings to pick up this kids. Such as “cousin is only a word”. Or “age is just a number”. Or my favourite “I just shat my pants may I please get in yours”. If you would like to find a Barney head towards your nearest kindergarten or primary school or elderly home. Generally drives a little white van. And is always smiling

Hide your kids I heard Barney’s back in town

by Neighbourhoodwatch12354 November 23, 2021