Alaskan Seven

When deprived of female interaction, 3 or 4s become 7s.

Shit, that chick was pretty good looking!
No bro, that's an Alaskan seven. you need to get out more.

by jajathehut November 11, 2011

alaskan rump

When a girl shoves her boobs in your mouth.

Boy- oh yeah baby give me that alaskan rump.

by Bluoopgluoop March 7, 2017

Alaskan Menstruation

When someone WITH A VAGINA puts a taper in a penises meatus (or urethra) until it bleeds, then plugs the hole with snow.

Kelly was so fed up with her boyfriends shenanigans that she had to give him the classic Alaskan Menstruation.

by alaskalover123 January 5, 2021

Alaskan Bushburner

When a man and a man both ejaculate on each other pubes at the same time but the ejaculate is so hot that it sets fire to the pubes causing kinky pain to both the honosexual lovers

Jake: I gave Josh an Alaskan Bushburner yesterday

Josh: It was a great Alaskan Bushburner

by Bushburner6969 April 26, 2017

The Alaskan Flip

When you have a boner so you are unable pee comfortably, so you do a handstand in front of the toilet in order to pee more efficiently.

"Dude I am so hard right now but I really have to pee."
"Same bro, lets do the Alaskan Flip."
"Smart."

by Bullworm February 1, 2021

alaskan blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a dump and your partner has ice in their mouth.

Brian: I was so lucky last night, I got an Alaskan Blumpkin!

by Msoeadmin October 7, 2016

Alaskan Chainsaw

When you're about to finish inside of a female and tell her "THE CONDOM BROKE!!" But it really didn't, and then you pick her up and do a front-flip, slamming her onto her back.

Yamari: "Bro I just saw a video of some dude giving a girl an Alaskan Chainsaw."
Camden: "Yeah bro I think that was me."

by locotard November 29, 2022