The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.
Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!
My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!
My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!
by captain jeff January 30, 2008
Get the The Walter Matthau Mouthmug. Taking a test in a discord call with your friends and scoring 100% because you were allowed to do so.
David: How was that computer science exam?
Jenny: Easy, we all got a perfect score because the teacher had no restrictions on it, so we Walter Seamaned the whole thing.
Jenny: Easy, we all got a perfect score because the teacher had no restrictions on it, so we Walter Seamaned the whole thing.
by fredbayrerooles November 21, 2021
Get the Walter Seamanmug. Guy 1: guess who has cancer
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!
by LooseSniper May 23, 2023
Get the Walter Whitemug. My ex bestfriend or as we would say befristend i miss her so much i wanna know how shes doing and wish i could ask her but i lost her number i truly hope shes doing well and i wish i could talk to her i miss are friendship shes amazing i cared about her very much and i know she cared about me too she was crazy but i loved that about her and i was crazy too we were both like sisters and had a lot im commen but one thing we also had in common was that we both weren't the best at apologizing to people but alyssa if you see this and i hope you will i know how much you like checking your name in urban dictionary so hopefully you will i want you to know i am sorry for everything i did i miss you i still care about you if you ever want to text me i still have the same number even if we dont become as close as we were i atleast just want to know how you are doing
by Deadhuman34 May 26, 2024
Get the Alyssa waltersmug. by My.Fingers.Are.Nicold June 1, 2018
Get the Jeffrey Walter Jr.mug. by Jkaplkakoo September 4, 2020
Get the Haley Waltersmug. A great guy who looks very handsome and ugly at the same time. i'm a big fan of all walters out there.
me: Is that WALTER!?!?!?!?!
Walter: beans
Walter: beans
by iamnotarussianspy March 22, 2023
Get the Waltermug.