Backblown Trombone

A rusty trombone, with the addition of the passage of gas or fecal matter from the receiver.

Bro, my stomach was messed up from all those spicy tacos and I accidentally gave her a backblown trombone.

by Shotgun Johnny March 22, 2019

Russian trombone

A variation of the rusty trombone. Instead of eating the ass you blow vodka into it while reaching under and performing a handjob.

Vodka is essential if you want to play the Russian trombone.

by Dead End Dale June 7, 2018

tromboner

there is two ways this word can be used or talked about.

well number one is when you are playing the trombone, and there, the penis has a erection.
and number two, you're playing with your penis, and/or playing it/with it. this is a intense time.

guy 1: omg! jay! you won't believe what i just experienced.
guy 2: what was it?
guy 1: i just had a tromboner!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: what one??
guy 1: i just did the second one hahahahahah

by hannahhriddelll June 11, 2018

Tromboner

When one has an extreme fetish for trombones and gets a boner over them.

"Hay yo i have like the worst Tromboner right now.........can you help."

by I got a pocket full almonds April 20, 2017

Trombone Bukkake

When the entire trombone section empties their brassy spit on your steez

Steven: Hey Dan did you see jen’s bust?
Dan: Heck yeah I did, I’d love to give it the ol’ trombone bukkake!

by Radical, but also Sadical September 24, 2017

Trombone

A brass instrument with a slide that makes the instrument longer, which alters the note you play. Like many brass instruments, there is a mouthpiece that you buzz into to produce a sound.

This one time in band camp, I fell on the field and my trombone had a huge dent in it

by PoolOfAwesome October 15, 2017

Trombone

Look at Trombone Shorty, isn't he the coolest person ever? Well that is all trombonists. The instrument is so heavenly but at the same time so intense. It is great in jazz, marching bands, concert bands etc. I know you trumpet players are so jealous that we have a slide and you have those cute pistons.

Look at that Trombone player. He is so lit.

by TromboneFatty November 6, 2017