Sunday (The Name)

I am the best or you die

when where you born Sunday (The Name)

by bigdickcasablancas January 12, 2021

sunday trumpet

When you blow your nose after a weekend long cocaine bender.

Larissa : *blows nose*
Brian: Ahhhh, the sweet sound of the Sunday trumpet.

by Dillydilly803 November 19, 2017

sunday shorts

Sunday shorts - n. male, handmade short jean shorts, similar to "Daisy Dukes" created for the purpose of drinking excessively on Sundays and watching sports and/or other manly television; a true demonstration of zero fucks given; pairs well with other white trash apparel, i.e., cowboy boots, sleeveless shirts, camo hat, etc.

Kevin woke up Sunday morning, donned his Sunday shorts, and commenced his day of drinking beer, watching football, and yelling obscenities at the neighborhood children.

by Wark Mahlberg January 16, 2014

sunday sobriety

The reality that your weekend did not improve your life and you must return to your misery tomorrow

Mary sat sipping her Latte with the full effect of Sunday sobriety making her well with tears

by von groovy September 15, 2019

Common Sunday

A simpleton, a dumbass, one that just doesn’t get life, basic bitch. Can be used interchangeably with basic bitch

Brittany is a Common Sunday

by S.S. Hard Wood April 1, 2020

sunday skid

An unfortunate event that occurs when the unwitting faithful attempts to let out a cheeky fart during the sermon but follows through with with a streak of eggy turd.

Simon tried to stealthily ease the pressure of last nights drinking binge but ended up with a Sunday Skid in his church pants instead

by Dick One January 20, 2018

Sunday Thing

Adj. - An object, activity, person, place, or idea that reminds one of the feeling gotten come Sunday morning, when the realization that the next day will bring hell AND high water (i.e., work, school, obligations, sobriety) sets in.

(Reminiscent of a wet, reeking dog lying on your clean clothes/bed/couch/person in the dead heat of a Mississippi summer day, happily permeating all surroundings in its stench and spittiness.)

"Dude, that essay is Sunday Thing, to the max."

"So you've got testicular cancer, eh? Sunday Thing, man. Sunday Thing."

"That bitch had the most rotten knot I've ever smashed! It was some kind of Sunday Thing, for serious."

by Bolognaise August 13, 2008