is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer a banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.
by Der_Hagrid August 1, 2010
Get the Banana Splitmug. by littlemagwokd August 30, 2015
Get the Banana Splitmug. The act in which a grown man wears a thong(preferably yellow) and takes a shit. The thong in turn spliting the pinched load in half to either side of the thong.
by Misc Man January 3, 2008
Get the shit splitmug. A trick unwittingly performed by buttpounders when a doodoo molecule blocks the standard pee flow creating two separate streams that can wreak havoc on any toilet.
by rompmonster January 6, 2009
Get the pee splitmug. When a guy's piss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.
"Shit man I may be jerking it off too much." "Oh? How so?" Dude I've started split-streaming when going to the bathroom." Nah dude you cool, just don't do it for a couple days and you'll be fine!"
by G_O July 9, 2017
Get the split-streamingmug. by blazin' bear December 22, 2010
Get the splitting the cherrymug. Using a spoon to seperate the lips of the vagina, then using the spoon to eat her vaginal fluids like a soup.
Tyrone: UNN why is this spoon so narsty?
Derrel: Bruh i was splitting the coconut with dat bitch Laquisha last night
Derrel: Bruh i was splitting the coconut with dat bitch Laquisha last night
by Boboshazaz December 3, 2011
Get the Splitting the Coconutmug.