A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
by Megaddon January 17, 2010
Get the Tub Scalemug. by Casimir` January 9, 2013
Get the Irrelevation Scalemug. JR's Scare states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a peircing= to the eye-grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct, it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said boob piercing.
by Jayd3n. May 12, 2022
Get the JR's Scalemug. (verb)
Changing something drastically, change the favor of something (FOR EXAMPLE: in a competition)
Changing something drastically, change the favor of something (FOR EXAMPLE: in a competition)
"with this goal player #1 will tilt the scales for her team!" - announcer
"with competitor #2 out of the battle, the scales have tilted!" - announcer
"with competitor #2 out of the battle, the scales have tilted!" - announcer
by ImmaBean February 28, 2017
Get the tilt the scalesmug. A way of rating women on their level of attractiveness, usually between 1 and 10, with 1 being horribly unattractive and 10 being insanely attractive. Women are often spoken of with their rating alone, example below.
Guy A: Man, I saw this 9/10 yesterday. Definitely caught her checking me out.
Guy B: That high on the attraction scale?
Guy A: Yeah! Maybe even a 10!
Guy B: That high on the attraction scale?
Guy A: Yeah! Maybe even a 10!
by xMillzee September 30, 2016
Get the Attraction Scalemug. by E-Jard August 14, 2022
Get the Scrumi scalemug. lame-no scale the scale in which a person/s or thing/s
lameness is judged on being from 0 to 10
0 being not lame and 10 being absolutely lame
lameness is judged on being from 0 to 10
0 being not lame and 10 being absolutely lame
person 1: that trick was so lame a baby could do it
person 2: yeah that was at least 7 on the lame-no scale
person 2: yeah that was at least 7 on the lame-no scale
by the last mad scientist October 10, 2011
Get the lame-no scalemug.