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second pee

When you finish peeing, and you pull your pants up and pee a little more in your pants.
"hey bro, did you piss your pants?"
"No, I just experienced second pee."
"Lol"
by Me0wme0wgang January 17, 2020
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second taker

(noun)
~ a person who repeats a joke because they thought others didn't hear it
~ someone who assumes that because people didn't laugh they didn't hear the joke they just told so have to need to repeat it
by YesssPLeasE February 24, 2009
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sibling second

A non gender specific synonym for the popular expression "bruh moment".
Person 1: Dude! What a bruh moment!
Person 2: Hey man, we don't discriminate in this household.
Person 1: Oh sorry, I meant to say sibling second.
by some_idiot_called_jay April 14, 2019
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Second Mouth

A vagina / minge / cunt / meat sleave / clunge / fanny / gash / vag / snatch / muff / pussy.
Your girlfriend gave me head with second mouth.
(Your girlfriend gave me a blojob.)
by BigManFred December 25, 2019
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Microsoft Second

A screen during any installation in Windows showing "1 second remaining" that lasts a few minutes.
"I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining."

"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
by SsurebreC August 1, 2012
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Second shift

Second shift is the tedious parts of human existence that you must complete after you have already worked a full day. This includes food shopping, paying bills, laundry, cleaning, etc.
Them: Hey let's go hit the pub after work today.
Me: I really can't - second shift hits after work today....
Them: Second shift?
Me: all the crap you have to day at home after work - second shift is exhausting.
by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021
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second shadow

Another name for a stalker, or someone watching someone.

Usually used when someone is watching someone else. (Such as if they suspect them of cheating on them for exmaple.)
Person 1: Hey I hear your girlfriend has been seeing another girl.

Person 2: Tell her she going to have a second shadow from now on
by A15kk February 23, 2013
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