The Tow-Boat Method

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.

Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.

by Pimposterous October 17, 2023

The D'ulisse Method

The process of rapidly pumping the plunger at a speed of 3 PPS (pumps per second) in order to guarantee a successful flush every time.

My boy Don said the log ain't going waterside, so we gave it the D'ulisse method and it flushed like a breeze.

by Bign0n0 November 29, 2023

The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.

trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.

by sativu March 5, 2025

The Martin Yttri Method

The act of rectally inserting a dildo made of ice, thus stimulating the G-spot and achieving an overwhelming orgasm

Frank: "I did The Martin Yttri Method yesterday, and it felt amazing!"
Frunk: "What the Fuck man?"

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh7 February 2, 2026

The Pam bondi method

Similar to red herring but for more serious affairs .
You will use this method when you are trying to distract from serious matter .
Example

I did not set that house on fire , I can run a mile in 3 minutes. In fact under my leadership everyone’s cardio has gotten better . There has been no house fires

She really used the Pam bondi method we were talking about abuse of children and she goes off on the economy.

by Plutonian February 13, 2026

The Aila Kross Method

When you masturbate in order to induce sleeping

I couldn't sleep last night, so I used the Aila Kross Method and went right to bed!

by ThecultistEXE May 27, 2025

The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.

I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.

by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025