Mush

A perverted man , usually a mechanic in a small shithole of a town that does little to no work and is mostly in his office rubbing one out to pornhub for the entirety of the working day , a mush is usually found on a KTM out of his working hours

“Hey mush are you coming out for pies tonight?”

“Of course mush let me just Finish mushing one off and I’ll hop on the moto and join ya”

by Jake likes gin May 31, 2018

Mush

Mush is a lass who will love you deeply you will fall for them the first time you ever see them. They will help you when your drunk and cuddle you always , if you have a mush in your life never let them go <3

Person 1: I have a friend called mush!

Person 2: Never let them go!!

by I...hate..<3 October 29, 2022

Mush-mush

Another way of saying mushroom.

Hey Alex, there a mush-mush over there!

by Alexthegreat262007 April 16, 2020

on the mush

Trying to bang a girl with half a hard on, but your dick is too soft.

I was trying to get the pussycat, but couldn't wile on the mush!

by Bill church February 1, 2018

MUSH

The best breakfast EVER. It's overnight oats that taste like dessert and also like heaven.

Somehow, dessert is now for breakfast. I'm #OBSESSED.

Have you tried MUSH?! It literally changed my life.

by Sarahal1434 January 14, 2020

Portsmouths biggest mush bird

The biggest mush bird in the extended vicinity of Portsmouth

Yeah that Imogen girl is Portsmouths biggest mush bird in Portsmouth

by Mushbirdlover June 29, 2021

Top mush of Doncaster

Jack

Jack is the top mush of Doncaster

by The top mush April 8, 2019