limit yourself

WHEN YOU FEEL THE WORLD SHAKING SO YOU STOP FUCKING DRINKING

David: “I might die of alcohol poisoning this weekend”

Alex: “Dude, just limit yourself and you won’t die”

David: “Great idea! Thanks bro!”

by K.H69 December 28, 2017

Below the speed limiter

This is an incredibly inconsiderate, incompetent, and sometimes dangerous driver who causes others behind her to have to hit their brakes to avoid running into her. She (or even he) may think that it's their job to dictate how fast traffic should be according to their stupidity, paranoia, and/or personal fear.

She was driving 45 miles per hour. Another stupid below the speed limiter.

by Bailmaninmo July 18, 2025