Jared Khan

Jared Khan has a big dick.

Known as big dick Khan by his close compatriots, normally a bulge can be seen till down to his knee through his pants.

Jared Khan is coming, hide your wives, sisters, mothers and kids! When he leaves, that means their is nothing left for him there.

by Big D Chris March 29, 2023

jared naicker

Such an inspiration if u want to be an annoying person.

Ahhh why you touched?, Jared Naicker don't get touched plz 😭💀
Fun fact: JARED NAICKER DOES HIS EYEBROWS

by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020

Jared Sunnerberg

THE MOST BADASS PERSON YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!

Man, have you seen Jared Sunnerberg lately, he's so fuckin badass

by DxRxOxCxK224 October 31, 2011

Jared DiRosa

Fatass faggot. No bitches wanna fuck this nigga. He got a small ass dick, that shit tiny. Nigga got bad breath don't go near him. He never showers

Eww its Jared DiRosa
Jared DiRosa is a faggot

by jareddirosaisafaggot April 2, 2014

Poopy Jared

hahajajajahaha poopy jared

jared: yo
me: haha poopy jared hahajajahaha

by hahapoopyjared December 23, 2020

Dirty Jared

When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.

Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?

Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?

Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.

by SLAPPY BAG April 1, 2012

jared brown

Someone with paint on their face, and likes touching men.

Jared Brown, that's the kid with paint on his face.

by Killer3001 May 20, 2016