hipster

A pretentious person who is decadent and weak through self-indulgences and makes attempts to 'stand out' or appear different from what they perceive to be the average person by wearing ostentatious clothing, and doing pretty much anything that calls attention to themselves. They are usually progressives.

He is such a hipster.

by jonnyohio March 18, 2015

Hipster

Not different enough to be interesting, but just different enough to be annoying.

My slightly too small font is so hipster.

by BlastFemur April 4, 2015

Hipster

A hipster is a person who expresses unpopular opinions, stating that the popular opinions are too mainstream. Of course, when someone is a hipster, it can be never certain how sincere they are, since, as with all groups, there are posers. In the case of hipsters, a poser is a person who does not actually hold the opinions that they express, and only claim to hold such opinions to try and get attention with the hipsters. A hipster poser will often express opinions that are much more unpopular than an average hipster would. The hipster posers may also be called special snowflakes.

Person 1: Hey dude, don't be sad, about 15% of people who care the issue hold the same opinion as you.

Person 2: What? Why should that make me happy? Do you think I'm a hipster?

by Detsniy April 12, 2015

Hipster

A hipster is a mockery of an INTJ brought to you by the media and companies desperately hanging onto the line between bankruptcy and not.

Hipster:I'm a hipster because I buy Vans.

INTJ: But apparently your unconventional thinking isn't so unconventional considering you haven't seen through this blatant scam.

by SocialNeko April 17, 2015

Hipster

A MASSIVE self righteous FAGGOT

Many young retarded people who have somehow un-installed there chromosomes and believe that Starbucks is hipster. No really they do. A company with $15 billion in profits per annum is hipster and not mainstream according to these moronic shitheads.

by A Decent Bloke April 24, 2015

Hipster

A beard, a t-shirt and a shit hat

Look at that modern hipster's get up. A beard, a t-shirt and a shit hat!

by Ramid April 26, 2015

Hipster

A hipster is a gentrified hippy

Those hipsters look so skanky but smell like organic lavender oil

by אנטון May 15, 2015