shit eater

A person who eat's shit

P1: How's Ethan doing?
P2: The usual, being that weaksauce shit eatter that he always was

by Anonymous July 18, 2002

Muffin Eater

To eat muffin. Colloquial term referring to one who likes to eat another persons muff or 'muffin'. Generally in reference to a lesbian or female on female fellatio.

Lynette used to say that she 'never eats muffins' referring to the fact that not only does she not eat bready breakfast treats but also never partakes in 'muffin eating' and is not a 'muffin eater' of the female variety.

by Jon A Wordsmith December 15, 2010

cheese eater

an informer (supposedly, rats eat cheese)

That cheese eater told the police about the plan.

by Light Joker June 12, 2007

penis eater

a derogatory term or insult used to imply that someone sucks on dick for pleasure

"you are such a penis eater"

by ron weasely April 12, 2006

peter eater

(n. slang) a heterosexual woman or homosexual man that indulges in the art of fellatio. The term is primarily applied to male twink homos.

Ever since the age of four, Anthony was the consummate peter eater... he went down on Beau every day of his life.

by Robert E. Porter July 16, 2007

jam eater

Someone from Workington in West Cumbria

"Oy Marra you f*ckin jam eater"

by Steve Torrens April 11, 2007

clay eater

a very poor uneducated person, especially one from the southern United States

He thought he was about to meet a clay eater, but that turned out not to be the case.

by The Return of Light Joker June 23, 2011