dutch locker

When you fart in someone else's locker before they open it.

I see that they gave Cindy the old Dutch Locker since she puked in her locker again!

by Fastford48 February 22, 2017

Dutch Relay

Dutch Relay- when you put your penis in a buddies hand and a third party member jacks off person #1 by physicaly moving the arm of person #2. A dutch rudder modified for 3 people.

Last night when I walked into the barracks, Bruce was getting a Dutch Relay from sam and Carlos.

by SGT Slippyfist June 13, 2020

Dutch Money

lots of money. an abundance of money.

“ugh i’m really craving chips but i’m broke”

“don’t worry bro, i got you! i got dutch money on me!”

by gatphacedea November 22, 2021

Dutch Faceplant

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.

Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.

by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010

Dutch Airfrier

The act act of farting into a fan pointed in the direction of an unaware individual.

Eddy gave Cat a dutch airfrier as he walked past the fan.

by RandyLane December 12, 2022

Dutch Dance

a dance of presumably Dutch heritage, commonly performed by only the most professional highschoolers in Holland, Michigan. Once you dutch dance, and persevere through weeks of walking around in wooden torture devices, your legacy of greatness is forever upheld as generation after generation look up to your great act of selflessness. Not to mention, who doesn't look great in a little Dutch boy costume? Dutch Dance - A Club for the Finest

After Omar joined Dutch dance (an extremely intensive legit sport), his life was forever changed for the better, and he prospered and bloomed like a beautiful tulip.

by Dutchdancer4lifexoxo November 3, 2011

Dutching the Vaughan

To hedge your bets by hitting on everyone/thing at a party. This is to ensure that at the end of the night no matter how drunk you are you have someone to go screw. Derives from "dutching" which means to place mulitple bets on the same race and Vaughan, relating to the famous singer/womanizer.

"You know Cheryl is horny tonight, she is already dutching the Vaughan all across this party"

by IamCHERYLv March 10, 2009