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Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.
Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank
by Teebster0 June 6, 2018
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Reverse Dutch

When a dyke puts her finger in you.
Last weekend I hooked up with this butch lesbo and she totally Reverse Dutched my ass
by ReverseDutchie March 2, 2019
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Dutch Docking

When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.

Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.

Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.

Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019
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dutch locker

When you fart in someone else's locker before they open it.
I see that they gave Cindy the old Dutch Locker since she puked in her locker again!
by Fastford48 February 22, 2017
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dutch mcflurry

Whilst having anal sex, the one giving ejaculates as the one receiving shits themselves, the sex continues though, as the resulting mixture becomes reminiscent of a mcflurry
"I gave that chick a Dutch mcflurry, it was disgusting "
by Mcflurry dutch June 5, 2016
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Dutch Relay

Dutch Relay- when you put your penis in a buddies hand and a third party member jacks off person #1 by physicaly moving the arm of person #2. A dutch rudder modified for 3 people.
Last night when I walked into the barracks, Bruce was getting a Dutch Relay from sam and Carlos.
by SGT Slippyfist June 13, 2020
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Dutch Bakery

When 2 or more people (or animals, if you roll that way) fart underneath a blanket (dutch oven) in a room with all windows, doors, or any other openings have been closed causing the gas to hover and linger.
I went into my parents room to see if they had extra toothpaste last night when I found myself walking right into a dutch bakery.
by Schmillerton January 11, 2013
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