douche

Donald Trump. There is no clearer way to describe this word.

President Donald J. Trump is the biggest fucking douche EVER.

by hot_mama February 28, 2017

douche

Its proper definition of douche is the introduction of of a fluid into the vagina for medical or hygienic reasons. Not being an enjoyable process, its derivatives are usually meant to insult. Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB, doucherama, doucher, douche turd, douchington, or simply douche are not uncommon.

"that cop gave me a ticket for only going 5mph over the limit, what a douche!"

"I'm trying to impress these people I'm taking you to meet, so don't be a d-bag or anything, ok?"

by Reginald Emmett McCafferty July 3, 2007

Gym Douche

Usually a young man from the Northern East Coast area. Always has a "wing man" (also a Gym Douche). They usually wear Air Jordan shoes & basketball shorts, and baggy shirts with the entire sides cut out. Also sporting their fresh Blow Out haircut. They make copious amounts of noise and hit on the local gym girls. They also believe that they own portions of the gym and have certain rights that "Regular Members" don't have.

Regular Member: "Hey man are you using these 20lb weights?"

Gym Douche: "Yeah I have two more sets."
Regular Member: " Ok. What about those 25's right next to you that you aren't using?"
Gym Douche: "Naw man I'm using those too."
Regular Member: Sighs under breath "What a douche!"

by Kahjitte January 21, 2012

Douche Pump

A pressurized Douche; someone who is so unpleasant that its just unbearable to be around them.

That guy is such a douche pump, I wish he wouldn't follow us around asking to smoke hookah so much. He should be dildo spiked.

by Dr SlangBang May 12, 2010

Job Douche

Someone who gets really involved in a job and lives for the weekend

Guy 1: Hey, shall we go see Transformers on Tuesday night? That new, admittedly horse-like replacement for Megan Fox will be adequate for me to part with my cash to see that sub-standard movie
Guy 2: Yeah man, I'll invite Tim, I always enjoy his witty and insightful comments
Guy 3: He has to work on weekdays. He's a job douche now.

by Blargle Margle July 24, 2011

Mountain Douching

When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.

Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.

by Anhydrous-Caffeine March 11, 2011

douche-fuckery

doing something that would be qualified as being a douche.

being a complete asshole when is suits you..

pulling a douche-bag move

Dude, Tom is such an asshole, he needs to quit with all his douche-fuckery

Hitting on your best friends girlfriend is douche-fuckery

by Miss_Carousel March 23, 2010