Cool Bacon

A completely defunct alternative to 'Cool Beans' attemptedly instated during the 2000s. Failed to catch on due to the wane in coolness of 'Cool Beans'

Person 1: "That film was 'Cool Bacon'.
Person 2: "No. No it wasn't you fool."

by Mariahsucks August 25, 2010

Kevin Bacon

An actor. Known fact that he has six degrees.

Carrie Fischer was in Star Wars with
Harrison Ford was in The Fugitive with
Tommy Lee Jones who was in Batman Forever
Val Kilmer who was in Heat with
Robert Dinero who was in Sleepers with
KEVIN BACON!

by talley December 28, 2005

Bacon Fart

Someone else's fart that smells good to you. It may actually stimulate your appetite.

I was into day two of a cleansing fast when the woman next to me on the elevator cut a huge Bacon Fart! My stomach started churning and all I could think about was a big IHOP breakfast!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 9, 2021

Bacon Ring

The wrinkled skin in and around the Rectum/Butthole.

Scott's BACON RING was quivering in excitment at the sight of the Taco Bell sign.

by DerfAlliv March 26, 2011

Tit bacon

The excess skin everyone has that’s next to the top of your arms. It shows when your wearing a tank top.

Nice shirt Alice I can totally see your tit bacon

by How’sitgoing July 4, 2018

Smackin Bacon

When a male beats his meat using a snackin bacon from Dunkin Donuts

He was smackin bacon at 3:00 AM when his mother walked in.

by Doing Smackin Bacon May 30, 2021

Bacon hard-on

An erect penis wrapped in cured meat

"Oh my god, what is that?"
"That is my bacon hard-on."
"That is disgusting."
"What's the matter? I thought you liked pork."

by Booby Joo July 12, 2018