AKS Scramble

When you and four of your friends are with a girl and one person shoots his shot first and then you all play your own balls into the hole.

"Hey Shamus, did you the boys run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea man, Karl played his shot first and then we all played our balls into the hole!" - Shamus
"Whoa bro, huzzah!" - Larry

by Richard Hasherpes September 22, 2022

Dirty AK

While performing sexual intercourse, you pull out an AK machine gun and ram into your partners butt whole while singing "I got the power"

Yo I need to clean my gun after doing a dirty ak on abby lastnight.

by Dirty AK June 23, 2023

Ak

A gay man who likes searching up rule 34 of genshin impact characters

Oh my god Ak you need therapy

by Sparklysoda September 4, 2021

AK-47

The AK-47 is an Assault Rifle made by Mikhail Kalashnikov in Russia, in 1947. It's most known appearance is in CS:GO.

Michael: Where we goin, A or B?
Angry Russian: BUY AK-47! FUCKING NOOB!

by valveofvalves04 July 30, 2021

ak;fk

1. some of the buttons pressed on a keyboard when a hand is slammed down on it

2. the name of a file on your computer

You: ak;fk
Them: what?

File Name: ak;fk

by Your Name Heres May 18, 2011

AK-47

What is made of pressed metal, shoots 7.62x39mm cartridges, and is practically indestructible? The AK-47, dumbass. The AK-47 is a gas-powered, shoulder-fired, air-cooled rifle that has won a place in the hearts of every gun enthusiast. This rifle, created by Mikhail Kalashnikov in 1947, is a stunning piece of machinery. It is cheap, can be easily assembled, and sends lead down range with the power of gunpowder and dedication to the Soviet Union. This rifle will stay fully operational for 47 years without cleaning only if you display it below a portrait of Joseph Stalin or Vladimir Lenin. This is the only firearm other than a Glock that can be run over by a tank and still operate normally. Many people will choose handguns that shoot 9mm and .45 ACP for home defense. Those people are pussies. Real men will defend their family and their pride with this beautifully designed Soviet rifle. Fuck you I am devoted to Mother Russia.

Random Guy: what do you use for concealed carry?
Me: an AK-47, mother fucker, what else.

by SovietUnionForeverBitches2024 June 9, 2024

ak-47

a gun that goes pew pew vary loud

this ak-47 is vary loud

by im bored as well as well April 1, 2021