A dude who parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century, thus giving him the appearance of having pussy flaps for hair.
(A flap hat walks by.)
-Dude, check out that flap hat!
-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!
-Dude, check out that flap hat!
-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!
by The Flaps Fairy November 8, 2009

Marine find's the Sex Hat really fucking hot, and she would fuck him in an instant, if he pulls up in the Sex Hat
by sadboiluke September 19, 2020

A sexual position in which a female sits atop her partners shoulders with her vagina placed in front of her partner's mouth thus allowing her partner to perform oral sex. See also Ford's Theatre
by Noxid625 May 2, 2016

When woman performs fellatio on a man and their belly fat gently sits aloft the woman's head providing the oral sex creating the effect of a hat during the beeejjjjjj.
by the mad bj hatter July 10, 2014

by MEOW喵 July 23, 2020

*boy wears a green hat*
-That boy looks like he has been cuckolded.
.Novelupdate forum should know that, dammit.
-That boy looks like he has been cuckolded.
.Novelupdate forum should know that, dammit.
by halmstad May 30, 2019
