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flap hat

A dude who parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century, thus giving him the appearance of having pussy flaps for hair.
(A flap hat walks by.)

-Dude, check out that flap hat!

-Yeah, dude. That guy parts his hair in the middle as was done in the 19th century. Seize him!
by The Flaps Fairy November 8, 2009
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Sex Hat

Peter has a very hood Sex Hat
Marine find's the Sex Hat really fucking hot, and she would fuck him in an instant, if he pulls up in the Sex Hat
by sadboiluke September 19, 2020
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Lincoln's Hat

A sexual position in which a female sits atop her partners shoulders with her vagina placed in front of her partner's mouth thus allowing her partner to perform oral sex. See also Ford's Theatre
My pussy needs to be pleased. How about I hop on your shoulders for a lincoln's hat?
by Noxid625 May 2, 2016
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bj hat

When woman performs fellatio on a man and their belly fat gently sits aloft the woman's head providing the oral sex creating the effect of a hat during the beeejjjjjj.
When katie gives chris a blowjowksi she is comforted by a class bj hat during the act.
by the mad bj hatter July 10, 2014
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monk hat

mokne moke monke protet ersg
monk hats protect the monkes!
by monk moky June 23, 2021
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green hat

to people that cheat on by their boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife
MING: why u give me a green hat to wear
NISHA: Because ur poor and useless
MING: (SAD)
by MEOW喵 July 23, 2020
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Green hat

*boy wears a green hat*

-That boy looks like he has been cuckolded.

.Novelupdate forum should know that, dammit.
by halmstad May 30, 2019
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