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THAI

A MAGILANT NARSASSCIST who needs to be clinlicy diagnosed because he clearly has a chemical imbalance of some sort that he has no clue who he is.
These are all the things he claims!!
I did reckon on the CHINESE TRIAD because I asked his mom, she laughed and said " he's too dumb and a complete coward but knows how to put on a show like he's tough"

When he gets angry, his top lip curls up and he puffs out his chest. It's really cute LMFAO
This guy is all over the map, his story changes on a daily basis and I also looked into the tattoo that's on his upper part of his neck. Once you tat your neck.. you are clearly stamped in society and I will give him credit for that because that does take guts but I have heard two different stories for that tattoo LOL.
1. He's from Malaysia

2. He's from TIWAN
3. He's from the PHILIPPINES

4. He's in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA LOL

5. He's CHRISTIAN

6. He's BUDIST

7. Claims he's a artist of some sort but doesn't posses any skill of any kind. The guy has no swag and can't even dress him self with a proper colour combo.
8. MR FUGAZI

9.IPC BULL SHIT trainer at ATS and he has that title on his header on his emails at his current company at Toyota in Woodstock. LOL what a Ding Dong

10. A real COCK SUCKER
11. Claims he's straight. We all know he isn't! LOL
12. He's told a hand full of people that he sucks his own DICK.
THAI: " yo TD, want me to make you your special drink? extra stirried with my pecker and a few ๐Ÿ’Š pills in there ?

TD: " oOoโฐ0ooโฐooรฒOohHhhhhhh yesss!! Please do make me one extra stirred, I want the THAI special so I'm all over the

map so you can do what you do best with me โค
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 5, 2025
mugGet the THAImug.

Thai

Thai ALVIN THAI LIM

So the word is, Thai and his two friends
ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI could have been fooled by two different people.
At NIKKI'S it was a completely different person verses the person they took to ROXXAN's??
THAI: ALI ๐Ÿผ & MILES MULTANI, I need to have a meeting right now!
How could you guys not notice the difference with the individual?
Did you DING DONGS roffie each other ?

ALI ๐Ÿผ : he looked like the same guy we took to ROXXAN'S!

MILES MULTANI: yo THAI, since we fucked up are you going to punish us with your

Thai Dick Slug ?

THAI : I'm feeling extremely furious to the point I'm Thai furry nuts

ALI ๐Ÿผ : I want the Thai hot pot

MILES MULTANI : fuck you ALI ๐Ÿผ

I want the Thai hot pot

THAI: if you guys are hungry I can make you guys my famous PHO ๐Ÿœ SOUP?

THE Thai soup ??

MILES MULTANI: oHhh FACK ya!! I will feed ALI ๐Ÿผ with the use of my DICK!

ALI ๐Ÿผ : MILES MULTANI I LOVE ๐Ÿ’˜ YOU

ALVIN THAI LIM: both of you get on your knees right now and perform a Thai snowman

MILES MULTANI: ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ

ALI ๐Ÿผ:.๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 16, 2025
mugGet the Thaimug.

thai steamer

A device used to steam clean a sex worker's vagina between clients. Used by squatting over a boiling pot of water.
Michelle squatted over her Thai steamer to prepare herself for her next client.
by SubOhm June 27, 2023
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thai-over

Similar to hang-over but after having consumed far too much thai food than is suitable for a human body
I'm so thai-overed
by merryfool April 26, 2011
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THAI

AKA, ALVIN

ALVIN THAI LIM

An HOMIESEXUAL who has told a handful of people that he SUCKS his OWN DICK while he performs one of his favorite moves , Thai Coconut

He can multitask different combo's as well.
Just ask his roommates, RYAN and SAM.
SAM : " yo RYAN, have you ever had the Thai soup by THAI "

RYAN : yo SAM , I'm kind of MAD ๐Ÿ˜  at THAI because when we all went to OCTOBER fest together you remember that I got in a fight with THAI, he claims that I pushed him at the Concordia Club while he was dancing ๐Ÿ’ƒ with KATARINA but he has terrible balance and no swag so he ended up tripping and falling all by him self "

SAM : " OH BOY, yeSh. I remember. Both of you started scrapping it out after we left and both of you got out of the car and duked it out then you threw THAI on the hood of the car like a rag doll "

RYAN : " yo SAM, can you believe THAI, he tells everyone that I pick my nose and eat all the boogers at the same time"

SAM : "He's told me that as well "

RYAN : " that's it!! I shall settle for a Thai handshake "
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 14, 2025
mugGet the THAImug.

josie thai

The silliest goofiest bbgiest person ever! dominaurs lover girl and the best person ever tbh.
person 1: โ€œomg yk josie thai??โ€
person 2: โ€œya shes so hot and amazing๐Ÿ˜œโ€
by urmom6667 January 12, 2023
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Thai

ALVIN THAI LIM is the masterbater of Thai Poon then you get promoted to a tycoon and eventually you get demoted to a mother fucking Loon as you're howling at the fucking moon.
Ryan: " Yo Sam, what's wrong with you "
SAM : " I'm.howling like a Thai Poon"
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 12, 2025
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