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house tango

A Tango that has grown accustom to the indoor lifestyle. Taskings usually require cleaning, cake walking, serving food. This Tango would not fair well in the "Fields" as he has lost his ability to work outside. Typically black in nature.
by The Realest Professor August 21, 2024
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Tomato Tango

The act of moving your early season tomato seedlings to follow the sun for maximum growth potential.
Bob's tomatos benefitted greatly from him doing the Tomato Tango each year.
by Bobwayne November 30, 2021
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duvet tango

The dance you do with your duvet after a night out with pablo ,nose bag
I was up all last night doing the duvet tango
by ADAM AVIT April 26, 2007
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tango juliet foxtrot

"The job's fucked"
Tango Juliet Foxtrot, mate.
Meaning , things aren't going very well for me at the moment.
by Carpets December 17, 2024
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toothbrush tango

The fine and subtle art of tapping your rinsed and used toothbrush on the rim of your sink to any melody or beat to expunge the water from the bristles.
Husband:(opening to California Gurls) "Tap, tap tap, tap, tap tap tap tap....."
Wife:"Honey, will you stop with the toothbrush tango, Ive had enough of that song on the radio, I dont need your remix!"
by andrewcando April 7, 2011
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French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)
I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).
by adamnsmit July 8, 2018
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The tostito tango

The act of drinking large amounts of alcohol and eating tostito pizza rolls only to vomit said items on to your partners back during intercourse.
The night was going well until I gave her the tostito tango.
by Dr.whan February 18, 2018
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