naughty tango

an activity that this boy named brye hoffman always asks me to do with him, and i always say no.

girrrrl, wanna come over and naughty tango later tonight?" "NO brye i didn't want to last night and i dont want to tonight either.

by djjasxxx August 5, 2010

Apple tango

When you’re using the restroom and the poop on it’s way out is as wide as an apple causing you to wiggle in your seated position.

“bro is was pooping this morning and a large one made tore my butthole causing me to do the apple tango.”

by Butterscotch6969 March 20, 2021

Ace Tango

Mastermind with the Golden touch, inventor and mercenary up for hire.

Mistaken for Astro Jack 'cause his head is always out of his body, not literally.

- Hey look, it's Ace Tango.
- Aw man.

by HydraX420 October 24, 2020

Truck drivers Tango

A bottle of piss

Did you see that bottle of truck drivers Tango on the motorway verge?

by Late night Trucker November 12, 2025

Tango

An abbreviation for “tuff mangos”

Can be used to describe something is so frickin tuff or cool

Ts is so tango

by Banoonoo Bob October 24, 2025

Bosco Tango

Bosco Tango is the military version of Black Trash.

Instead of saying black trash, just say Bosco Tango then no one will be offended.

by josequarvo November 14, 2011

French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)

I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018