swallowed a dictionary

use long and unclear words when speaking.

"customers in our pub said I sounded as if I'd swallowed a dictionary"

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2025

swallowed a strand

When your dipping and accidentally swallow your pinch

I think I swallowed a strand I might throw up

by cripple69 February 22, 2014

jihadi sword swallower

Luffi swallowing bf's scouse BBC

jihadi sword swallower cool

by mrs tosser October 26, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Horizontal Sword-Swallow

When a woman is lying on the bed on her back with her head hanging over the side. The man is able to insert his dick up to the base in her mouth and down her throat, similar to a professional sword swallower

Dude, she laid there and I gave her a horizontal sword-swallow

by Buckshot LeFunk August 14, 2025

that doesn't swallow

An even worse version of "that sucks". an abbreviation of "that sucks and doesn't swallow.

Friend: I just lost power at my place

You: Damn that doesn't swallow.

by Zen Warrior September 7, 2021