two-strapper

A nerd, a dweeb. From the 1980's when the cool kids carried their backpacks using only one strap (over one shoulder). The geeks used both straps. Not relevant in a literal sense anymore, since the one strap fad seems to have faded. But still a cool sounding burn.

Why did you invite that spaz to the party? That dude is such a two-strapper.

by rps70 November 2, 2010

Gay stripper

A profession where one takes their clothes off to dance around on a metal pole for over men to see their ass and dick
Half the time they are horny anyways

Hey have you seen meatloaf lately?
Yea he is at home wishing to be a gay stripper again

by Meatløaf March 4, 2020

strapp

someone from the backwoods areas of georgia who is not only semi-retarded but also virgin.

Can you believe that dumbass guy playing airsoft is still a virgin?

-Wow, i guess that makes him a strapp.

by mooshknuckle May 16, 2010

Strapped

Used when you have little to no money

Note: Potentially could be an Aussie slang word

guy1: Mate can i borrow $10
guy2: Nah i'm strapped

by thepumpkinking July 10, 2010

Strumpedestalation

The act of playing an instrument that is either uncommon or unknown.

John's strumpedestalationalistic affinity for the Contrabass Saxophone was one many people found intriguing.

by Don Joe21 December 2, 2009

streppoard

A person of godly qualities.

moses was definitely a streppoard, because he parted the red sea.

by m522 September 11, 2011

stripper coma

this is caused by an overdose of stripper attention. When a man passes out from too much attention of strippers and as of consequence, he wakes up with a full erection.

Man I woke up with stripper coma!

by Geek_god_101 February 17, 2013