by Wrordmax June 15, 2016
A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.
Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.
by El Conquistador July 06, 2021
The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.
by Mariuspeders1 December 21, 2017
When you strike out with potential mates and the only way to feel happy that night is to go home and stroke the fox.
by Hyperder June 05, 2018
When your dick is a mixture of the 5 dollar footlong from SUBWAY and the BURRITO from CHIPOTLE. Before you even put the tip in she knows this moment will be the moment she takes the Dicklong stroke.
While walking home from her house I couldn't stop itching my dick I can't believe I gave her the Dicklong stroke. I must have really liked her; I think I'm gonna call her tomorrow for a round two.
by sloth dick July 31, 2015
When receiving a rim job while standing, instead of the person giving a tradition reach around it is from down underneath.
by Yuddz January 30, 2023
When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022