stoner blues

the day of depression you get after a week or so of staying clean

"dude wats the matter man youve been so down today"

"yea i think i might have the stoner blues"

"oh yea thats right the last you smoked was at kevins last friday"

by joshuaseamans September 26, 2007

Fake Stoner

Somebody who smokes weed once, then decides that they must learn everything about marijuana and look at weed accessories all day. They will commonly not give a fuck about anything you say if it doesn't involve weed. They will correct a legit stoner with scientific facts about weed. Also they will call themselves hippies and wear nothing but Rastafarian colors all the time. They only listen to Kottonmouth Kings and other artists who only sing about "smoking the herb" Total fucking grievances.

Me- "Well I just got a joint of purple destroyer, (real strain, dank as all fuck) im going to listen to Bring Me The Horizon"
Fake Stoner- " First of all, strains don't matter, secondly joints are a scientific waste of weed, and finally listen to Bob Marley, what you listen to doesn't even discuss weed, you're not a stoner."
Me- Oh my fucking word, shut up you little wannabe fake stoner!!!!!!

by AtomicGamer17 July 29, 2013

Christian Stoner

1. A person who smokes marijuana in order to feel more in touch with God.
2. A person who believes in God and smokes marijuana to the point of being high at least 10% of the time.

Priest: Thy sin-ith! Thy use-ith thy mind-altering-substance-ith!
Christian Stoner: I'm altering my mind so I can accept the spirit of the good Lord. It even says in the Bible that marijuana is the weed of God.

by whatwhatwhat77 June 10, 2012

stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty

"come over babe i've got stoner boner

by CoolCamryn44 May 27, 2019

Stoner shield

Using two hands to shield the wind while your homie rips the bong

Dude, it’s so windy hit me up with that stoner shield!

by itbeet June 15, 2020

stoner minute

Many debates on what this actually is. But officially a stoner minute is 7 minutes. Because 7 minutes is the equivalent of 420 seconds.

I told that fucker to give me a stoner minute

About 420 seconds

by kstan3 December 1, 2010

stoner cart

its when you get stoned and go to the store for munchies or other stuff that you find interesting. whats in your cart when you checkout is your own "stoner cart"

hey lets go get us a stoner cart!

by emmakitty May 29, 2009