Wicker and stiffs

popularized by the dj know as 3ulf "wicker and stiffs" blatantly means a stupid individual with a small penis and a big mostly ugly face or head wick meaning the tip of a candle and stiff meaning An extremely boring cunt.

"Mate did u see those ugly guys in school the other day"
"Yeah i did ,stupid wicker and stiffs they were "

by a falling slice of mango October 31, 2011

stiff twister

the act of playing twister while you and your male friend are completely rock hard and making sure you donjt enter eachothers ass

person 1: yo me and my boy played stiff twister last night
person 2: how did it go?
person 1: it was a pain in the ass
person 2: i bet how many times di you enter each other
person 1: to many to count

by GoldenFerret21 May 21, 2023

stiff

(adj.) passed out, later to die moments later.

Get the phone! Charlie's stiff!

by JaysonP65132 March 24, 2023

Stiff penny

Slang for alot of money;expensive

I made a stiff penny working as a lawyer.

by Mid-Malone February 20, 2023

Stiff Slick

The act of sipping an ice cold, slightly briny martini while receiving a blow job.

I've asked for a stiff slick for my birthday.

by Amazing Ann Smith January 12, 2024

Stiff

The state in which you reach max erection from moving an ungodly amount of weight for multiple reps.

After an uncanny performance last night at the local gym, Samuel Baker left with an unbelievable amount of stiffness.

I'm stiff.

by MoreStiff November 30, 2018

stiff lose

When a team loses when there was a few dodgey calls when it was close

Collingwood had a stiff lose against Geelong

by Jeffnation August 26, 2017