sperm doodie

When you stick a finger up a males ass, getting shit on it, causing him to cum buckets- therefore causing him to have a sperm doodie.

Yo, Janel stuck her finger up ass last night and gave me the biggest sperm doodie EVER.

by spermwhisperer June 07, 2014

Sperm Thermos

When someone guzzles lots of cum.

Tiffany was a Sperm Thermos last night, it was crazy

by Rionox December 27, 2022

Wireless Sperm

When you cum in the wrong direction and get another girl pregnant

Bro I s accidentally used wireless sperm on Lizzy now she’s preggo

by Douglas smithus May 17, 2021

Sperm Spicket

A dick.

Wow! Gabe has a thick sperm spicket!

by SquirtleMom June 29, 2019

Sperm-stick

A sperm-stick is a boner. A stalk-on. A stiffy. A hard-on. An erection. Classic.

I have a throbbing sperm-stick right now

by EdShnee July 23, 2016

Sperm perm

Shooting a vicious load on her face and getting it in her hair.nuff said💇💆

Vic I dont appreciate you shooting a 🖐 roper on my head now I have a sperm perm u jerk.

by Fresh from the hairdresser September 12, 2018

sperm fart

a fart which has come from a homosexuals ass. Another way of calling someone gay.

Jonny was the biggest sperm fart i had ever met

by con-miester May 01, 2005