splenda

Being sweet to a girl with the intention of fucking her only.

(after fucking a girl)
Girl: you're so sweet!
You: splenda.
Girl: What?
You: splenda! I'm sweet, but I'm so fake!

by Blorb May 13, 2005

Splendiferous

To be splendidly happy as though you cannot be happier.

I got laid tonight! I'm splendiferous!!@!@

by Dakman September 18, 2005

Slender

A generally creepy (in a cute way), nerdy, very thin androgynous individual with long hair or a generally goth or emoish appearance, the difference being the fact that slanders generally are a mix, very thin with a "Yandere" ish personality .

1: Omg! Did you see James?
2: He's such a slender

by Pseudonym Zrazky February 3, 2015

splenda

That horrid sweetner that claims to taste like sugar when it only taste like shit. Now soccermoms want thier kids to use this shit too. It tastes bitter and leaves a wierd feeling on the back of your throat.

*on box* "splenda made from sugar and tastes like sugar"

me: "I'm gonna try this when I get home."

me: *drinks coffee* "Fucking liars."

by annnnonnnnymous September 8, 2011

splenda

To get a kiss from and Asian.

Give me some splenda!

by chico boy December 1, 2009

Slenderless

something that isnt slender(thin)

That bus isnt very slender
that is a very slenderless path

by Tristan Holloway June 26, 2007

Laurence Solence

This person is greatest man to exist

Did you see laurence solence walk past?

Yeah, he's so cool!

by JohnnyJonathan December 15, 2021