Snorkel Simulator

a. A penis

b. a term used emphasizing your desire to have a woman suck your dick.

Dude, check that woman out in the pool. She needs to be on the snorkel simulator.

by Billwhack July 13, 2012

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Snorkeler

A log of shit is so big and long that it partially sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl.

"I just took the biggest shit ever."
"How big?"
"It's a snorkeler."
"Jesus Christ."

by Mr. Brian December 29, 2023

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A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.

You best stop acting goofy for you get Snorkeling Gear.

by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025

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Gymsock Snorkel

A blowjob given with a gymsock covering the penis. underwater

Guy: "Hey shawty tryna give me a gymsock snorkel"
Girl: "oh dear heavens, that is quite informal"

by ThatOnePerson225 March 30, 2025

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Snorkeling

when you’re getting head on the pool steps and she goes for your balls under the water while your erect penis points out of the water

Bro my girl was snorkeling me yesterday in the pool and it was fuckin nutty

by GarbageBag August 9, 2018

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Berlin Snorkel

A Berlin Snorkel is when a woman's vagina is filled with beer, preferably a German style like a Hefeweizen or Dunkel, and her partner snorts it out with his/her nose.

Mike: I wish I didn't join Beer of the Month club. I have way too much.

Dan: Is any of it German?"

Mike: Yea...

Dan: Get your woman to do the Berlin Snorkel!

by MrBadExample October 16, 2013

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