Slurp Life

Living happy and unapertured , irrespective of whatever challenge you are facing.

Lost your job? Problem no dey finish, Slurp Life

by Slurp Life October 16, 2023

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Slurping the Soup

Similar to drinking the Kool Aid, except you actively attempt to spread the beliefs.

Those MAGA idiots sure are slurping the soup!

by Bingo 33 October 27, 2023

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Slurp

The act of sucking on something
Or
A homosexual discord furry

Wow he can really slurp!
Slurp is in love with raven team leader from fortnite

by Simon van der Linde December 18, 2023

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“Slurp monster” is a term used for people who suck your pussy too hard. If someone slurps your pussy like a vacuum cleaner, they are a “slurp monster.” Be a aware of these people, they can suck your organs from your pussy like spaghetti.

AHHH!!! Daddy right there!!! Ahhh your slurping my pussy clean. Ahhh drink my cum. Ahh my organs you’re such a slurp monster AHHHH I can see my liver Ahhh!!!

by Saltyfishsaucesally January 3, 2024

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Slurping booty juice

Not the same as sucking ass and should never be don’t right after sucking ass.

Beta whore: I’m done sucking ass, now is my chance to slurp booty juice *dies*

Alpha pimp: I am saving slurping booty juice for a special occasion and will only commit to it once I have properly prepared and assessed the situation at hand *lives happy life*

by Monkeywitdrip November 30, 2020

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Snail Slurping

Snail Slurping is the act of cumming into the mouth of a girl, only to have her puke it back into your mouth allowing you to use the resulting sludge as lubrication for dirty anal sex. The resulting liquid could be referred to as Snail slurp.

Person1:yo i heard you fucked Stacy yesterday what did you use?

Person2:Lube
Person1 :But your out of lube...
Person1: she started snail slurping so I went with it
Person2: Hot

by The GreenCrow December 14, 2020

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