Shit Ambush

When you need to do a shit badly; but then suddenly disappears only to come back an hour later with extreme force

may result in shitting yourself or a poo tickle

Example One:
Aw man! i was with Bek last night and we started messing around...and wen she took off my pants i had a surprise shit ambush!


Example Two:
The other day John was trying to play a joke on me and mooned me from his car; only to have the joke on him wen he bent over and had a shit ambush all over his steering wheel

by PoPo Dickman March 14, 2009

Shit! Zombies!

An exclamation that you would say if zombies invaded your house.

-"dude, the zombies are coming!"
-"Shit! Zombies!"

by adsswagger February 21, 2014

shitagraph

a paragraph of complete bullshit

girl 1: omg kelly me and joey were arguing and he totally kept sending me shitagraphs!

girl 2: omg what an asshole

by ahar1 March 5, 2014

Shit feels

When you and your bestfriend have to shit at the same time

Person 1. Hey I have to shit

Person 2. OMG SO DO I
Person 3. SHIT FEELS!!

by RylinNelsontherapist69 June 11, 2019

shit tsunami

A series of negative events that come upon you either all at once or in rapid succession.

Man, last week I lost my job, my dog was hit by a car and my girlfriend left me. It was a real shit tsunami.

by Happy Gringo July 20, 2020

to shit on

to take advantage of, to manipulate, to insult, to demoralize.

He said you're ugly, he shitted on you.

He stole your sandwich, man, he shitted on you.

He had sex with your girlfriend, how are you going to let him shit on you like that?

by Young MLA, the Don April 18, 2005

holy shit bars

The handles found near the top right of the side windows in most cars. Held onto when doing mad donuts or when off-roading.

Might want to grab onto the holy shit bars for this one.

by Tylosis August 14, 2006