Someone who lies so much, they can't even remember what the truth is, or what lies they've even told. Every breathing word from the this mouthbreather is a complete lie.
My Ex is a complete Horse Shitter - that email from her was so full of shit she couldn't even remember the lies she told.
by TotesObvi October 14, 2015
Get the Horse Shitter mug.An individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect shit every day minutes after getting up in the morning.
Knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect shit each day, following her brother's advice for the first time in her life, Yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carcasses—and is becoming a perfect shitter.
by but for October 25, 2017
Get the Perfect Shitter mug.Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.
Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*
Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*
Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*
Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*
Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"
by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams May 22, 2018
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Get the Free Shitter mug.hitting the shitter, or hit the shitter, is synonymous with hitting rock bottom; your life is going down the drain
Mark started getting into heroin and unprotected sex with Serbian prostitutes, the guy even got evicted from his apartment last week. He's really hitting the shitter.
by Rion Smith March 13, 2016
Get the hitting the shitter mug.A sexual position originating in Pierceland, Saskatchewan. This remixed take on the classic rim job involved the act of delivering oral pleasure to ones anus, while the reciever proceeds to deficate all over and around the deliverymans face and mouth.
Person 1- hey man, hows your girlfriend's shit taste?
Person 2- delicious. It had to be the best Pierceland Rim Shitter ever.
Person 2- delicious. It had to be the best Pierceland Rim Shitter ever.
by LittleJohnson69 January 17, 2017
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