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seattle stare

A defensive tactic for pedestrians in Seattle. Stare straight ahead, do not make eye contact. If someone speaks to you, keep walking.
The homeless man tried to beckon to the bearded hipster, but the hipster had his Seattle stare fixed on some indefinite object about 200 yards in the distance.
seattle stare by RazorEm December 15, 2017

Seattle squad 

The coolest and craziest kids living in Seattle. Mostly graduating in 2021, the seattle squad is known for partying, smoking loads of dope and having obsurd alcohol tolerances. Most members have thousands of followers on Instagram and are envied by their peers. It’s a widely accepted fact that getting ‘in’ with this group is almost impossible, as they are all well aware of the amount of social climbers out there. The girls are basically nice but the guys are assholes. They are known for protecting each other, even if they’re not close, they act like a gang.
“Oh my god are you _____ from the Seattle squad?”
“Yeah why...”
“Nothing I’ve just heard so much about you. I think i follow you on Instagram or something”
“You have no clue how many times I’ve heard that before....”
Seattle squad by seattlegirl101 September 23, 2018

Seattle Swirlie 

This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.
I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie

Seattle Spaghetti 

When you’re having sexual intercorse, the male throws up on the females boobs.
I gave that bad bitch the Seattle spaghetti, she smelt like ass the whole week
Seattle Spaghetti by Nickytra December 2, 2018

Seattle Spin Cycle 

When a man ejaculates inside a female partner during a missionary position, then immediately transitions into a sixty-nine until he can form another erection; repeat.
You must be from Seattle if you're nasty enough to do a Seattle Spin Cycle.
Seattle Spin Cycle by s.163 February 13, 2019

seattle seabiscuit 

A sexual act in which you lay in a bathtub full of water and have a prostitute takes a shit on you while you take in the Pungent Sound.
At a $1,000 that Seattle Seabiscuit was worth every penny.