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Scandinavian Woodpile

The act of inserting no less than four penises in one orifice at the same time. Dildos do not count towards a Scandinavian Woodpile.
Thought your mom's last Onlyfans video was going to be lame, but then they gave her the Scandinavian Woodpile... I'll admit, even I'm impressed.
by Gorilla D March 2, 2023
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scandavol

A single grain of rice put through a hydrolic press.
"Hey, look at that scandavol."
by good day to you sir March 11, 2023
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Scaander

A true beauty of nature. He walks around the streets of NYC naked calling for help, but do not approach him, he is a man of many scary surprises.
Oh my god, is that.. Scaander? I want him so bad!
by man_lover39 October 6, 2023
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Scandella Effect

A widespread misconception about a sport fact or stat. It is continuously reinforced throughout time thus keeping its false belief in existence. Derives from the popular term “Mandela Effect” and is coined after long time NHL defenceman Marco Scandella
Bro how crazy is it that the US beat the soviets to win gold in lake placid?
Actually bro that was only the semi final game. They had to win one more to secure the gold
Ah damn my bad bro, total Scandella effect
by Francis69 October 13, 2023
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weinergate scandal

The controversy surrounding the actions or Representative Anthony Weiner (hah) who admitted to 3rd degree sexting in June 2011. This resulted in many politicians calling for his resignation.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear about Anthony Weiner?"
Person 2: "The Weinergate Scandal? Yeah man, what a perv."
by sanman2095 December 11, 2011
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Lifetime Scandinavian Triple

The feat of having sex with a Danish, a Swedish and a Norwegian girl over your life.

More difficult versions of these are the Scandinavian Triple and the Golden Scandinavian triple.

A Scandinavian triple is said to be accomplished if you sleep with the girls from the three nationalities on successive nights.

A Golden Scandinavian Triple is achieved on having a foursome with the girls from the three Scandinavian Countries. A feat not achieved in recorded history so far.
I finally managed to complete my Lifetime Scandinavian Triple.

Well, finally, at least u managed it before Djokovic got his career Grand Slam.
by Atooooool March 30, 2016
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de sarandé'd

When you're absolutely focked off your face, typically on pills, MD or ketamine. Usually considered one of the three cornerstones of the trinity of focked.
Frankie was so de sarandé'd last night she forgot what her mum looked like
by Matty T 420 June 2, 2016
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