Smart Score

A bullshit system used in IXL, apparently used to measure student's knowledge on a certain topic. It seems to work in theory, but in practice it's rigged against students, it aggressively goes through various different topics, without taking time to make sure the student is actually learning instead of wanting to blow their brains out.

Timmy: "FUCK! I GOT AN F IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MY FUCKING STUPID SMART SCORE DROPPED... THIS SHIT SUCKS!"
Timmy's Mom: "Shit Timmy... I'll just home school you at this point."

by boikinly August 14, 2023

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A score of zero

A score of zero is something that is absolutely terrible. It is trash. It is so bad that it deserves to be spat on. If something is a score of zero, it's probably a criminal offence. When you see something that is a score of zero, you have an urge to throw up. When something is a score of zero, it probably killed a pig for a reason other than eating it.

Fatboy 1: "hey broseph, is that a terrorist who kills people and eats people and yells at people and is a loser?"
Fatboy 2: "he's just a score of zero"

by crap house hose June 30, 2023

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Nugent Score

The number of wild animals you can kill in one hour with a knife or bow and arrow or your bare hands. This is in reference to Ted Nugent, avid hunter and general crazy dude.

Did you meet Craig? That's one crazy guy! I'd put his Nugent Score at 15!

by DrSpEd August 28, 2014

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Scoring

Scoring means catching a body for your gang against a rival gang or an enemy

Person 1: Man we’re really terrorizing the opps!

Person 2: Yeah we’re scoring

by 800dmg January 19, 2022

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Scoring

The Act of Rizzing someone up enough for them to be compelled enough to have Sexual Intercourse

Beavis: Hey, look at that hot chick (chuckle)
Butthead: Yeah, she so, like, so hot (chuckle)
Beavis: You bet she's gonna, like, have sex with us (chuckle)
Butthead: Yeah, like, we're totally going to, like, score (chuckle)
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! We're going to score! (Chuckle)

*For Clarification, They mean sex, scoring is technically their own way of saying that. They are, also, Beavis and Butthead"

by Gassypotato February 24, 2024

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