Goat Scraper

1. One who scrapes out grout from between tiles 2. The goat scraping tool itself 3. Any type of scraping work that is difficult and arduous 4. Holding the lowest position at work

Hey Goat Scraper! Grab your goat scraper and scrape out all the goats in the master shower before lunch time or I will slash your tires and knock up your sister! If I see even one goat un-scraped I will break your fingers one knuckle at a time.

by Planetstills September 10, 2016

Jam Scraper

A sexual act in which a person fingers a female partner whilst on their period.

Matt: “So in the threesome the other day I went to finger one of the girls and she was on her period!”

Ollie: “Ha! You absolute Jam Scraper!”

by Jeff_- December 13, 2020

Asshole Scraper

The occupation of scraping the crust from around a persons anus

My friend Austin is the best Asshole Scraper I know!

by 大きなペニス March 25, 2022

Floor Scraper

It’s like a wall scraper but sideways. Used for scraping the floor.

Adam: Hey have you seen my floor scraper?
Jacob: No, I haven’t. Just use the wall scraper and turn it sideways.

by UrMommaHomo69 March 31, 2022

Omdat.slapen.k⚓️.is.

Het is een teken van een 'hoop' ellende en zonde van uw tijd.
Al die kostbare uren, raakt u daarmee kwijt.

'Gaan we nog een nacht doorhalen?'
Ja natuurlijk, Omdat.Slapen.K⚓️.Is.

by anonymous May 4, 2023

Slape

According to the International Council on Somnambulatory Coitus:

The act of forced sexual congress while one partner is asleep.

Contrary to popular opinion just having one partner asleep is not enough to constitute "slape." The partner must actively be resisting in a dream in order for "slape" to occur.

Andy: Ali stayed over last night.

Rick: Oh yeah? Anything happen?

Andy: Not according to her. but I seem to recall dropping a vicious load up in her delicious beefhole.

Rick: Isn't that illegal? That's rape!

Andy: Only in 49 states, my friend. I prefer to think of it as "slape".

by Slabby March 14, 2008

Scapegoat

Something whites have been for the past century

Whites have been used as a

scapegoat for the lack of success of non white populations

by Peniscommunist420 July 12, 2018