schitzizzled

To be so off your head on drugs that you simultaneously shit and piss yourself

Me: Oh damn Harry just schitzizzled himself
Harry: ÆÆÆÆÆÆ

by The Schezzler May 24, 2022

Schitzophrenic

When your prescribed senna in the evening and docusate in the morning then you will soon suffer from Schitofrenia.

Come on pal you just been to the toilet, got a weak bladder?
No mate I’m schitzophrenic, shitting though the eye of a needle I am

by K6ULU August 19, 2022

Schlitzy

1. Noun: The mistaken form of the name Smits after an afternoon of lagers at the Buckle.

2. Verb: The morning shits after a night of drinking Ohio’s finest ale Schlitz.

3. Adj: The state of one’s appearance when drinking the infamous Ohio piss water.

1. Guy 1 You know, Schlitzy I’ll let him know all about the bag machine tomorrow.

Guy 2. Zach that’s your boss Smits. Oh shit we have just coined a new name Schlitzy.

2. Dude what is that smell? That’s the Schlitzy coming out like a river, fuck Ohio.

3. I can see the schlitzy gaze on that grind pig from Ohio….ugh…I’m out, no loving tonight.

by Tag your It October 13, 2022

schnitzey

A word game played amongst friends/acquaintances in which you speak random gibberish that somehow makes sense at the time.

“Let’s play a game of schnitzey.”

by angelendoftimes April 12, 2023

Schitzophrenia

Russophobia

Finnish-Canadian hatecrime against me as i smoke a drug that causes psychosis nonestop and in large doses known to cause temporary psychosia and delerium. Russophobia however nust needs someone to believe i "spoke my heritage" and as a russian word commonly abused in the schoolyard in public schools as i bullied a girl named ashley to suicide multiple times in lutherwood and others aswell and many other children get beaten and robbed as a commonality as weird Schitzophrenia is a common accusation of bullies to cover their bullying abuses and abuse of reputation and character for a misguided belief that its okay to torture others for having different customs within our nation traditions and cuatomary ways.

by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

schnitzelrocket

A German car supercharged with after market pieces, like a rice rocket but not made by a Japanese auto maker.

My boy put a dope exhaust note system on his BMW, added extra horsepower, a sick spoiler and under glow lights to make it purr like a schnitzelrocket.

by MyBMWpurrs May 27, 2023

schnitzeldoodle

This is a derogatory name for one who happens to be both black and jewish. (Usually born and raised in the upper class suburban area) Combining schnitzel with snickerdoodle, insinuating that this jew escaped the oven a little too late.

Man 1: Give me $500 or I will destroy your credit score.
Man 2: stfu schnitzeldoodle.

by Yomamacallsmedaddy June 26, 2023