salmon face

a girl who uses so much make up that she looks like a salmon

"girl with too much make up walks past"

girl: FUCKKKKK check out that salmon face"

by fsdkkak July 20, 2010

Grilling Salmon

The process of putting your vagina too close to a camp fire

We were all sitting by the fire when all of a sudden we smelt something nasty, turns out Dee was grilling salmon

by NAN126 June 7, 2015

Salmon Danglers

The flappy parts of ones va-jay-jay, which for some can hang extremely low. The first word 'salmon' is representative of the fishy sensation one smells/tastes.

Zara & Abby - "GET YA SALMON DANGLERS OUT!"
Random stranger - I can't my minky smells too much.

Abby/Zara - "Ju Slut, is that a dangler I can see peeping through your panties? Sort it out"

Julia - "I can't help it, they hang so low"

by abbyzarabeardesclam June 17, 2011

salmon canyon

a term for a vagina. cunt vertical smile loose meat sandwhich beaver pussy

Ricky's mom was from Montana, and boy did she take my boat down her salmon canyon. Tell ya, she got wet and smelled like fish.

by dr.frank December 11, 2008

Salmon Croquettes

the greatest food in the world

I'd sure like some salmon croquettes with hot sauce

by Esjay April 29, 2005

salmon hand

When ones hand is limp to the wrist, and one flops it around while saying with a lisp or in a partially thick voice "SALMON HAND!!!" Derived from Derek, and can also be found in a handshake, when one's hand is limp.

Ben: Salmon hand!!!!
Thomas: Salmon hand!!!!

by T-Sizzle! June 11, 2006

arnau salmons

if you are an "arnau salmons", then you are the biggest smoker of tabacco ever existed in earth. You are also one of the thinest person in the universe, and sometimes smoke weed with Bochi. Arnau Salmons is not a bad person though, he is funny and tries to make fun of everything (exept if u call him "Tabac")

-Hi, Arnau Salmons
-Hi, im just rolling a joint, wanna hit this beautiful blunt?
-No, I don't smoke
-Oh okay, hahahaha so funny lmao
-Tabac
-WTF DUDE U SO FCKING RETARDED OMG U ARE A GORDAC

by feshiterapeuta October 18, 2018