hot rofl

another name for premature ejaculation. its hot, and hilarious.

dude 1: wow look at that smokin chick!
dude 2: dude, dont hot rofl yourself!

chick 1: so how was your date last night?
chick 2: we were just about to do it then he hot rofled!

by Sunshine_Babe89 December 12, 2009

rofl

A term used by angry drivers when there's no time and the navigator is being less than adequate for the purpose.

ROFL = (is that) Right! Or! Fucking! Left ??!!!

Navigator: I think we turn here somewhere. Oh there it is. No it's that one points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver Oh, this one way system has me so confused. Do you remember when we were ...

Driver as the crucial one-chance-only turning rapidly approaches: ROFL!! ROFL!!

by Richard with the Intellectual Cranium January 10, 2004

ROFL COPTER

In a game:To be in a flying vehicle
(More specifically a helicopter)
and spin around randomly and shoot like you have LOST YOUR GODDAMNED MIND and say SOISOISOISOISOI while doing so

Not in a game:If someone says something really funny and just say it...but most people say ''My roflcopter go soisoisoisoi'' instead of just roflcopter,but thats something completely different

In a game example:
GameDestroyer:MY ROFL COPTER GOES SOISOISOISOISOISOI *Shoots randomly*

(HEADSHOT!)

Scared dude:He actually killed someone with that?

Not in a game:
FunnyGui:And you know what I said to him?

LaughingGui:No

FunnyGui:WELL AT LEAST I AIN'T YO MAMA

LaughingGui:ROFLCOPTER

by Desudigamoni January 16, 2011

roffle

A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.

Matt is happy because his girlfriend's flabby ass is perfect for the roffle.

by Helman May 3, 2005

rofl

Riding Old Freaky Lesbians.

Such as: My car wouldn't start, so I began ROFL to work.

by Guymandude February 24, 2005

ROFLAPMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Peeing my Pants

Dana told that joke and I started ROFLAPMP

by Luis Castro July 30, 2008

[ROFL]

Short for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing". Could be used when whatever has been said/sent is too funny for a LOL or LMFAO.

"The dog is humping ma leg"


"U serious?"

"Yh i cnt get her off"


"ROFL ^_^ "

by [MentallyUnsound] January 4, 2009