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Car Repossessor

A person who sells a car and then steals it back after their paid.
Jim sells Steve a car for 12,000. Later that night Jim goes back to Steve's house and breaks into the car and drives off. The next Jim sells the car to Bill, but he will do the same thing he did to Steve. Steve is a Car Repossessor
by Dr Mackock December 12, 2009
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Ransom-Note Report

The style of reporting that has grown rapidly in popularity since the establishment of the FOX News company. This type of reporting cuts tiny pieces of real stories out of their surrounding context and reassembles them in a way that they can't be scrutinized easily and the assembled product has no truthful connection to the host story, (but they do get the Ransom-Note Reporter paid).
All that was left of that Reverend Wright sermon was the Ransom-Note Report after FOX News had their way with it. They sure know how to cut you without getting caught.

Michelle Obama's college term paper got used to make a Ransom-Note Report by some scared white people. They're all forwarding it around like it was important. Somebody sure is trying hard to keep the Whitehouse white.

Shoot, all that Bill O'Really guy does is Ransom-Note Reporting. He wouldn't have a job if he had to tell the truth.
by WNYmathGuy April 21, 2008
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the colbert report

ignore the top entry, stephen colbert is not a conservative he is a democrat and makes fun of liberals TO MAKE FUN OF CONSERVATIVES!
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fish report

An account of the girls seen at an event. Related to tuna.
Did you go to the party? What was the fish report? Any bearded clams?
by hwinked January 19, 2004
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Replode

When the passenger seat person farts, then everyone else in the car farts.
Lindseys' airwolf humming stopped when someone farted. She wasn't quick enough to hit the window button by the time the replosions started.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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Repo-lican

A hillbilly that claims to be a republican meanwhie getting his goods repoed left and right.
A hillbilly voting republican while simultaneously filling bankruptcy and getting his goods reposessed...Repo-lican
by Meatballrelish May 10, 2009
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Repost

When someone steals your stuff without giving credit to original person
Yeah i reposted what you made so what
by Repost this August 2, 2017
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