ragnacci

A mythical haydo and tampo defined yes

My ragnacci is very worm

by Gorilla 50 December 6, 2024

Ragnard

When you have sex with a woman on her period and pull out to find blood on your balls.

I was sleeping with my girl last night. We didn’t know she was on the rag, and I got surprise ragnard.

Shelly asked for a girls’ trip this weekend while she’s on her period. She and Mike haven’t been together long so she’s trying hard not to ragnard him this early in the game.

“Babe, I’m on my period so we’re can’t have sex tonight”.

“That’s ok baby. I don’t mind a little ragnard. Let’s do it.”

by BBear21 December 10, 2024

Ragnard

When you have sex with a woman and get blood on your balls.

“I was having sex with my girl last night. We didn’t know she was on the rag, and I got surprise ragnard.”

“Shelly wants to go on a girls’ trip this weekend. She’s on her period and doesn’t want to ragnard Mike this early in the relationship.”

“Damn. I just started my period. I guess we can’t have sex tonight.”

“It’s ok baby. I don’t mind a little ragnard.”

by BBear21 December 10, 2024

Ragnarson

Ragnarson
(noun)
1. A self-declared patriot who waves the flag with one hand and a shopping receipt with the other.
2. Someone who praises capitalism until they have to pay for it.
3. A man who believes he’s the spiritual heir to Churchill because he once watched a war documentary and bought a Union Jack mug.

He moaned about having to pay extra for black pudding — what a total Ragnarson.

by Saint Jeb October 31, 2025

Chronic Ragnarok

This man...This man..So basically hes a lunatic but like..hes a fucking softie..hes a full on dirty minded lunatic softie and its crazy. The act he puts around others so that nobody suspects hes a zombie is incredible..hes basically perfect

Oh Chronic Ragnarokis so clingy. Idk wtf to type here

by Omfgidkwtftousehere April 24, 2021

Personal Ragnar

The friend that is always there for you when you're feeling down

Me: I'm tired of everything :(
Friend: Aw man :( Dw I'm here if you need me
Me: Ty my personal Ragnar

by We're not doing "get help" March 20, 2023

Dirty Ragnar

When a grown male teacher captures little girls and takes them to their basement and fuck the shit out of them. afterwards he brutally kills them and proceeds to go yip, yapperen, yappest the dead bodies for hours.

1 "Have you heard what our teacher did?"
2 "no, what did he do?"
1 "he pulled a Dirty Ragnar"
2 "NO WAY!"

by HV3M3RBR0 September 19, 2023