Pitch A Bitch

To throw a fit or whine about something, especially about something insignificant.

Man, my girlfriend is gonna pitch a bitch when she finds out I have to work late!

by Vegetardian April 6, 2010

Pitchers Mound

When having sex from behind. Pull out and nut in your hand then wined up like a pitcher and throw it in her face. Immediately following yell "Strike!!! Your Out!"

I was with your mom last night and I finished with a pitchers mound.

by Booya(You know it!) December 29, 2010

pitching wedge

Someone who looks good from far away. Looks good from a hundred yards out.

Dude, I saw her the other day. You don't know. She's a pitching wedge.

by Drew May 14, 2004

lotus patch

woman's love bucket, or lady garden.
featured in "Van Wilder - Party Liaison"

"I just want to bury my head in a beautiful woman's Lotus patch and dine at just one American pink taco stand..."

"I just want to bury my head in a beautiful woman's Lotus patch and dine at just one American pink taco stand..."

by Lynx944 June 18, 2014

readme patcher

Someone who finds and fixes the smallest, useless detail in a pubic github repository and later claims they are a contributor of said project.

Sherry: We should totally hire Kraig he is a contributor to erlang!
Bob: Yeah, he added a period to the end of the readme....
Sherry: OMGEE he is seriously amazing! Can you believe he wrote erlang? Do you think he graduated from waterloo?
Bob: he doesn't write erlang he is a readme patcher...

by dongleforker June 21, 2016

mud patch

When you have a period and a shit simultaneously in to a glass jar, before drinking it, making a browny red moustache covering your lip

Me talking to my wife:
Hey nice mud patch babe, wanna do the pigeon?

by 774892benyo January 24, 2020

snatch patch

this ones a 2-fer
a soul patch near the pussy
OR
a birth control patch

dude i faucked this chick w/ out a condom but she had the snatch patch so im straight

by dildoman December 31, 2007